Saturday, January 24, 2009

The U.S. Mega Bad Bank

Interesting article by Elizabeth MacDonald (Fox ).

Despite a full year of being in detox, the U.S. banking system is still lurching around in a hospital gown.
What is working, and what is not, and how will the incoming Administration deal with one of the worst economic crises to hit the world’s largest superpower since the Great Depression?
The markets need to clear, and clear out now, the bad assets acting like an anvil on bank balance sheets across the country, in order to stop this financial crisis–if we continue to prolong it with ad hoc government bailouts, we will soon look like our Pacific neighbor, Japan.
Forced mergers, forced shotgun weddings, forced liquidations, all must be on the table. Because all of the central bank’s liquidity and all of the Treasury’s bank capital injections can’t cure a bad bank asset.
“If Treasury gives a bank capital and the value of troubled assets keeps falling, it’s like throwing money down a hole–eventually the bank is going to need another capital injection,” says Michelle Girard, top economist at RBS Securities.
Bank executives wasted all of last year defending the status quo. From Bear Stearns’ Alan Schwartz to Washington Mutual’s Kerry Killinger to Lehman Bros.’ Richard Fuld to Merrill Lynch’s John Thain, all covered up with a multitude of spins the severe troubles on their books, leaving it to the press and to analysts to do that painspotting for the government. All of them are now gone from their companies.
And the government’s plans have careened so badly from pillar to post, you have to put a GPS system on the thought processes down in Washington, D.C. to keep track of what is going on.
Because following the government’s constant changes to its bailout plan is like trying to follow a mosquito in a tornado.
The latest idea: Now there is talk of a massive, US mega-bad bank, an outsized trash compactor, a gigantic dumpster much like the one Sweden launched in the early ‘90s to take on its country’s bad bank assets–which means we could be taxed like Sweden to pay for this entity.
A US Mega-Bad Bank that could get, say, $100 bn in TARP money, where it would then, ironically, lever that $100 bn up to $600 bn, with debt backed with FDIC guarantees, to start buying and taking off bank balance sheets $2.4 tn worth of rotting loans and securities issued for pie-in-the-sky projects like empty strip malls, condos and townhouses on swamplands.
Borrowings to cure borrowings in a government-distorted housing system steered by Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, both built on borrowings backed by the US taxpayer.
Motion sickness?
Meanwhile, the Bernie Madoff Ponzi scandal is tying up the FBI’s efforts to catch the throng of scamsters engaging in white collar street crime, mortgage frauds, as well as other Ponzi scams and crooked hedge funds.
Because, sure enough, the SEC, it being an agency not populated with market cops but market crossing guards, doesn’t flush out frauds as they occur, neither do auditors–recessions do.
Where Are We Now?
Despite the fact that the US government is now providing insurance on $428 bn in bad assets from Bear Stearns, AIG, Citigroup, and Bank of America, despite the Federal Reserve morphing into the world’s largest junk investor as it has taken on $75 bn in bad assets from Bear and AIG, with more coming from Citigroup and Bank of America, despite the Fed nearly tripling its balance sheet, the economy still faces an estimated $2.4 tn in bad bank assets, now ticking time bombs.
The top four banks hold $1.4 tn in bad assets, out of a total of $2.4 tn of potential rotten eggs for the entire bank sector.
Because of these stinkers, some $2 tn in market value in the S&P financial sector has been lost since May of 2007, with Citigroup losing 10 times as much, analysts’ estimates show.
Each of the market values of Kraft Foods, UPS, Home Depot and PepsiCo surpass the market capitalizations of Citigroup and Bank of America-combined.
The Worst Two of All?
In the last week of trading, Bank of America has lost more in market cap than the $24 bn it spent buying Merrill Lynch itself. The $45 bn BofA got in government capital injections is now nearly twice its $25 bn market cap.
The government has had to invest twice in both Citigroup and Bank of America, as the two represent 40% of the assets in the sector, and are the two most levered up banks, from a tangible common equity perspective, says Goldman Sachs.
Citigroup, the world’s biggest financial supermarket, has hung its fire sale shingle on about a third of its balance sheet, $600 bn, selling anything not screwed to the walls. With a gun to its head, Citi sold Smith Barney, the only one of its main units to post a profit in the third quarter.
BofA is tenuously capitalized, says Friedman Billings Ramsey, going into 2009 with just $61.7 bn of pro forma tangible common equity supporting a colossal $2.4 tn of tangible assets.
What’s next?
Back to the Future
So it’s back to the future time, a revival of TARP 1.0, a United States Mega Bad Bank, is now under serious debate in Washington, to take on this Kryptonite. That would be a return to the initial incarnation of TARP, which would have held a Dutch auction for these assets.
The breakup of Citigroup could be a harbinger of what is to come.
As Fox Business first reported starting in November, Citigroup has split into Citicorp and Citi Holdings, with Citicorp a return to its roots as a deposit taking bank, and Citi Holdings housing its bad assets.
With this move, Citi may be positioning itself to unload a huge slug of the $895 bn in bad assets at Citi Holdings onto the US Mega Bad Bank.
Who Will Oversee the US Mega Bad Bank?
Be mindful that the TARP program will be overseen by incoming Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner, also the incoming boss of the IRS, who didn’t pay about $34,000 in self-employment taxes, who only paid his 2001 and 2002 self-employment taxes in November 2008 when he was tapped as nominee, and who wrongfully deducted as dependent care costs on his personal tax returns summer camp fees for his children.
Geithner is a former New York Federal Reserve official who oversaw the Bear Stearns bailout, the government’s Emily Litella moment, who is criticized for not doing enough in the interim to stop another primary dealer, Lehman Bros., from collapsing, who lives by his own tax rules as he makes up the bank bailout rules as he goes along.
An official who, with incoming Obama economic advisor Larry Summers–a self-made man who worships his own creator–will now oversee the rescue of the world’s biggest banking system.
Market Impact of the Mega Bad Bank
Would a mega trash compactor trigger a bank stampede, would banks then dump assets en masse onto the US taxpayer, and would doing so in turn potentially create fresh new values for this landfill, or marks, and thus more writedowns?
Would the US government then be forced to suspend mark-to-market accounting, a flawed bookkeeping methodology which even Enron used to inflate its profits, a methodology which has created colossal bank writedowns as it has forced banks to write down these assets as if they were selling them today in an iced-over market, even though many are not selling them?
The Problems with TARP
The TARP capital injections, in the form of stock purchases in troubled banks, have acted as blood thinner to existing shareholders, as the banks have had to issue more shares, diluting existing investors, explains economist Ed Yardeni.
There are more problems with the TAR-PIT.
The Treasury said it would give money only to healthy banks to jump-start lending. But at least two-thirds of the 314 banks who got TARP money were already in violation of federal regulatory guidelines for lending because they blew out their construction, development and commercial real estate loans, says bank analyst Richard Suttmeier.
And watch this. According to the Wall Street Journal OneUnited Bank in Boston received $12 mn in TARP money at the behest of Barney Frank, chairman of the House Financial Services Committee.
However, Suttmeier says that OneUnited’s commercial real estate loan exposure is 2,005 times federal regulatory guidelines for capital requirements. Two thousand and five times.
“The regulatory guideline is no more than 300% [of capital], and this ratio is the worst among all [of the] 8,384 FDIC insured financial institutions,” Suttmeier says, adding that “a bank in Alpharetta, Georgia had a heavier concentration, but [it has] already been seized by the FDIC.”
World’s Biggest Junk Investor: The Federal Reserve
Meanwhile, the central bank’s balance sheet has surpassed $2 tn, triple what it was a year and a half ago.
The Fed has taken on a mountain of potentially bad paper assets that, stacked, could reach to outerspace.
Among other things, the Fed $73 bn in assets from Bear Stearns and American International Group, warehousing them in off balance sheet vehicles much like Citigroup did and valuing them with the help of the credit rating agencies, who helped get us into this mess by rubberstamping as triple A all sorts of junk.
The Fed also has given massive guarantees of almost $300 bn to Citigroup and Bank of America.
What of all this monetary intervention? The Fed is now blowing out its balance sheet to fix a bursting credit bubble that the Fed helped create by keeping interest rates down too long. Inflation will be coming in the next five years.
Remember this quote: Business expansions never die of old age–they are routinely murdered by the Federal Reserve.
Why Aren’t Banks Lending?
Banks who have received $350 bn in TARP money are under attack for not lending enough money, notes economist Yardeni.
But actually, the banks are lending. However, they are lending almost exclusively to the Fed, Yardeni notes-or they are lending to panicked companies who are drawing down on existing credit lines. Yardeni says:
*As of January 14, depository institutions had $827.5 bn on deposit at the Federal Reserve Banks. That’s up $795.4bn since September 10, the week just before Lehman died. It is up $555.6bn since October 14, when the banks started to receive TARP money.
*On January 7, commercial banks had a record $1.1 tn in vault cash, cash items in process of collection, balances due from depository institutions, and balances due from Federal Reserve Banks.
*Since October 14, when TARP funds were first given as capital to nine major banks by the US Treasury, through January 7, cash held by banks rose $524.3bn, while loans and leases fell $148bn.
So, why aren’t they lending it? Would you want to lend money in a deepening recession, and who do you trust now to pay those loans back, says Yardeni.
All at a time when the banks have to roll over their own debt and pay interest on those liabilities, and when corporate borrowers are demanding cash to rollover their bonds, says Yardeni.
And when new accounting rules take effect later this year, banks will be force to put back onto their balance sheets hundreds of billions of dollars in assets and liabilities now warehoused in off balance sheet vehicles.
We are in a new year, 2009-can we expect more of the same that we saw in 2008?
The answer, unfortunately, is yes.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Predictions for Global Economy in 2009

Neither I have a crystal ball nor parrots and cards, but I would like to make few predictions for the year 2009.After all life is all about predictions and speculations(pun intended). While 2008 has been a tough year, all signs point to 2009 being much worse. Here is what I see on the horizon for the upcoming year.
1) The stock market decline will accelerate in 2009, with the DJIA dipping below 6,000. Extreme volatility will engulf the markets with plenty of counter-trend rallies that will be fueled by speculators “calling the bottom,” only to find a new bottom the following month.
2) Unemployment will rise dramatically as “official” statistics reach towards 10% and true unemployment rises closer to 20%.
3) Real estate prices will continue to drop as rates reset and foreclosures increase across the country. Commercial real estate will finally follow residential, as price declines accelerate due to foreclosures on shopping malls, retail outlets, office buildings, etc.
4) Bailouts will continue, with more industries lining up for government rescue packages and both the financial and auto industries returning to the trough for more of their fix. This will lead to prediction #5.
5) Deflation will subdue and the first signs of hyperinflation will appear in the back half of 2009 as the trillions in bailout dollars begin to flow into the economy. The price declines that are a result of liquidation and de-leveraging, will give way to skyrocketing prices as politicians continue trying to print and borrow our way out of bad times. This will lead to prediction #6.
6) The dollar will resume its downtrend and make new lows during the first half of 2009. This will continue throughout the year with the dollar reaching into the low 60’s as the world loses confidence in the U.S. currency and the U.S. government’s ability to repay its debt.
7) Oil will rise from current lows and find a “fair price” somewhere in the $75 - $100 range, where it will float for much of the year. This will benefit alternative energy companies, although any gains will be muted by credit contraction and the overall market decline.
8) Agriculture prices will return to an uptrend as declining investment and unpredictable weather patterns lead to supply shortages amidst an ever-expanding population and increase in inflation.
9) Gold will make a new all-time (nominal) high reaching a price of $1,400 or more during 2009. A panicked flight to safety could push gold towards $2,000, although the central banks will dump gold on the market or make other attempts at suppressing the price advance.
10) All of the above will lead to increased crime and civil unrest with protests in the streets, bank runs and an increased police and military presence trying to bring stability to cities.
I wish that my predictions were a bit more uplifting, but we are truly in dire straits with conditions only continuing to worsen. The United States is essentially bankrupt and running on borrowed money and borrowed time. Many Americans will be facing severe financial hardship for the first time in their lives.
As for predictions about Indian Economy, still trying to figure it out.!!!!

Weschool Views


Monday, January 19, 2009

How to kill/catch a lion Weschool istyle

Now you guys must have read/spammed this joke a zillion number of times, but then once again adding a bit of flavor to this cliched one.. weschool ishtyle !!
How to Catch/Kill a Lion
Newton's Method: Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion.
Einstein Method: Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.
Software Engineer Method: Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion. If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.
Indian Police Method: Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion .
Rajnikanth Method : Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.
Manirathnam Method (director): Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted. Keep murmuring something in its ears. The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.
Karan Johar Method (director): Send a lioness into the forest. Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other. Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness. ut 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness (third) into the forest. You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont!
Yash Chopra method (director): Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a good scenic location.Govinda method: Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.
Menaka Gandhi method: Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.
George bush method: Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him!
Finally .. the spice version
WeSchool Style : Get the lion to attend an innovation guest lecture and ask him to write a pre-read, then the 200 page summary on the thought process evolved , then form groups and write a detailed report and later again form another group and then write under a different topic on the same lecture and then once again form a different group to present a PPT;and if any two answers are same, punishment will be given in the form of another 6 hours innovation lecture.
All the answers should be different as it is meant to understand each individual's thought process which is different and to make it really lively link each of these works with credits worth a dime.

FM with Sango..

A brief introduction ...Sandeep Gokhale joins JSW from the Vedanta Group where he was responsible for a host of key initiatives. During his thirteen-year tenure with the Vedanta Group, Mr. Gokhale held senior management positions and worked on several key initiatives. He conceptualised the roadmap for the Groups Rs. 6000 crore aluminium smelter complex in Orissa. Mr. Gokhale was also associated with the takeover of BALCO, Hindustan Zinc and other international mining assets during his tenure with the Vedanta Group.

Mr. Gokhale has done his post-graduation from the Jamnalal Bajaj Institute of Management Studies, Mumbai and is an Electrical Engineer from the Manipal Institute of Technology. . Currently he also takes classes for students across various institutes on subjects related to Finance; and is currently taking the subject FM for us :) Here was a person who took us 4 Straight hours of class with only a 15 mins break.... he took a abysmally low point in our day to the zeniths of F.A,C.A understandings.....(for some it was really hard to conc. with results being put up outside class notice board). Suddenly as if there was a magic charm I have started adoring P&L statements, Cash flows and all other financial instruments... The really wonderful aspect was that SanGo(as he is known :)) started with the theoretical part, and then took a tangential practical example (mostly from his Work-exp) and then went to the next tangent and then so on and so forth.. ultimately forming a perfectly round shape bringing us back to the initial understanding !! He gave us amazing insights into Taxation(thanks to real life PC example), depreciation and everything connected with them.. Did u know that the company has to file a min depreciation if in case they have to declare dividends ? And I really adored the practical example he gave of how the share prices of Tisco did a See-Saw, though the core competency of the group increased substantial.. and the only 2 cranes operating in Mumbai at this point of time are at the MIAL and Antilia (Mr.Mukesh Ambani's Mansion) .. Jai Ho ..Sango :)

Parkinson's law for an MBA

The Parkinson's law in IT states :
"Data expands to fill the space available for storage"the corollary in the life of any Typical MBA would be stated as :
"Idleness expands until it fills all time available"
While most of the out-side world would have been fantasizing about an MBA doing multiple roles with his single hand; solving case studies, attending CEO guest lectures, working on strategic assignments (I love everytime i use the word strategy), preparing Business plans, growth road-map for companies which have long bitten the bankruptcy dust... here is a lil bit of truth from my a typical MBAer.Unfortunately this is how it works for me :-